Wonderful news about the forthcoming Duneditin 2009 conference which will take place in the International Conference and Leisure Centre, Ardvasar Hotel, Isle of Skye, on Friday 14th August.
The news is that after some lengthy negotiations, Hotboy has agreed to sign copies of his bestselling novel "Are you boys cyclists?" during the sixth drinks interval in the main foyer area. The novel is described by Amazon as "a reflective and erotic novel". He has also promised to reveal to what extent the book is autobiographical.
I say - let's hope the signing queue isn't too long.
MM III
Mingin'! I do have copies of this book to sell though the price is as excessive as the content. Of course, there are only now about ten of them left in this world. Please keep away from Mrs Mingin', but if you've got a copy give it to any single women going to the conference, and tell them a re-enactment of the main scene in the book is available at very reasonable prices! Hotboy
ReplyDeleteI heard a rumor that the Eyeball Kid will be dragging his flash-in-the-pan screenplay with him to dull the senses of the conference attendees, which may prompt the hordes to guzzle the case of Baileys hidden in the cellar before the end of the first act-- all the better to focus on the objectives of the conference.
ReplyDeleteI say!
ReplyDeleteThat might send them to sleep.
MM III
There's a rumor a revised edition is in preparation, with the real names of the erotic folk. That can only help.
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